Purchase a competitive advantage!
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Purchase a competitive advantage! π
Sleepless Jeepless
Bike Safari
6pm Friday,
April 3 to
6pm Saturday, April 4, 2026
<Moab, UT >
βI can do hard things! But not all of them!
That would take too long.β
Anonymous Safarian, 1979
The timeless tradition continues! We canβt wait to have you back.. thanks for an unforgettable 60 years of
ALL ARE WElcome to the SLEEPLESS JEEPLESS closing party featuring
ACID WRENCH!!!!
punk rock from Durango
Saturday, April 4 ~ 8pm
OLD CITY PARK
Why register??
Registration is how we get your email & phone # so we can commumnicate in the days beofre and also during BIKE SAFARI. Participation is not guaranteed if you donβt register in advance. THANKS
Buy yo mama a new pair of tubes!
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Buy yo mama a new pair of tubes! π
Sleepless Jeepless Bike Safari is the long-standing tradition that brings together bike lovers, all-night orgiastic efforts, and the red rock desert. We meet at 6pm Friday. Your team will receive a manifest that includes tasks, challenges, and destinations. You have 24 hours to complete as many manifest items as possible. We reconvene every 6 hours (midnight, 6am, and noon) to check on each other and giggle. The race ends at 6pm Saturday. The team with the most points after 24 hours wins.
Where?Where?The center of the known universe: Moab, Utah USA
When?6pm Friday, April 3 -
6pm Saturday, April 4
2026
Who?All bikes and people are welcome! This is a bike event in which you choose your effort and output. There are long miles available, or short around-town spurts. Do you like spurts? Boy do we have the event for you!
TeamsMaximum 4 participants.
$20/person
(Need a team? Email the matchmaker
Does everybody have to be at everything?No, though itβs a good idea to plan to be all together for each check-in (6pm, midnight, 6am, noon) where the full team means full points. If youβve gotta walk the dog or work a shift you can probably work it out.
required equipmentHonestly whatever. All bikes are valid. Helmets are a great idea. Lights are widely beneficial. Shoes? Yes, shoes! Some tasks will require specialized equipment (bungee cords, fine-tooth combs, decoders). Most will be possible with a little verve and dumb luck.
More questions?You can email us at sleeplessjeepless@gmail.com. You can put a message in a bottle cage and leave it somewhere along the Mill Creek Parkway. You can come and find out for yourself!
The timeless tradition returns
April 3-4, 2026 π Moab, Utah